"Do you know what corner the stamps go in?"
“Oh, no. I phone-numbered it.”
“There’s nothing that gets me jazzed up like Michael Bolton”
"Why does Dido have a 'greatest hits' album?"
"When in doubt, nap it out"
"Well I just drooled on myself"
Overheard faintly from the men's bathroom: "moooooooooyah"
"I did a dumb. And now I have to figure out how to un-dumb it."
“Is that bean dip or cat food?”
"You're like a frightened turtle without a shell"
“Kid's Tylenol is delicious”
"The churros look better than the styrofoam thingys you get at Taco Bell"
“I break my promises, like I break the product”
"I want your pipeline to be thicker than a Snicker”
"We have Mike here who will be controlling your machine"
“When garbage reminds me of my friend, I pick it up”
“Yo Soy Fiesta!!!! Gronkolicious”
"Keys, phone, wallet, teeth"
“Oh I thought that was a mummified head or something"
"I even washed my mug, so if they found my charred remains they wouldn't think I was a slob or something"
“I don't care about your demo. I care about your special effects. I'm in marketing”
“Do you rave?”
"Do you know what corner the stamps go in?"
“Oh, no. I phone-numbered it.”
“There’s nothing that gets me jazzed up like Michael Bolton”
"Why does Dido have a 'greatest hits' album?"
"When in doubt, nap it out"
"Well I just drooled on myself"
Overheard faintly from the men's bathroom: "moooooooooyah"
"I did a dumb. And now I have to figure out how to un-dumb it."
“Is that bean dip or cat food?”
"You're like a frightened turtle without a shell"
“Kid's Tylenol is delicious”
"The churros look better than the styrofoam thingys you get at Taco Bell"
“I break my promises, like I break the product”
"I want your pipeline to be thicker than a Snicker”
"We have Mike here who will be controlling your machine"
“When garbage reminds me of my friend, I pick it up”
“Yo Soy Fiesta!!!! Gronkolicious”
"Keys, phone, wallet, teeth"
“Oh I thought that was a mummified head or something"
"I even washed my mug, so if they found my charred remains they wouldn't think I was a slob or something"
“I don't care about your demo. I care about your special effects. I'm in marketing”
“Do you rave?”
